SNUGGIEZ

Hey Bro,

This is the oddest thing I've ever seen on the internet. I hope whoever perpetrated this offense if found and tried to the fullest extent of the law.

Finally, the Secrets of News Reporting Revealed

Andy Samberg. Duh.

Andy Samberg. From the field of viable male celebrities, that's who I'd sleep with.

Noah, the architect of this blog, just invited me on board. The more homos the better, I guess, when you're trying to be as irreverent as possible as articulately as possible.

And my first assignment, I'm told, is to blog about which celebrity I would most want to sleep with. At least I think the words used were "sleep with."

Let me be very clear. My parents "sleep with" each other. To "sleep with" someone -- as opposed to, say, fuck their brains out -- is to take all the silliness, bawdiness, and kinkiness out of the sexual enterprise. To that end, I might wish to "sleep with" the most perfunctory and obvious answers to this question: George Clooney, Adrian Brody, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon.

GNILLEY: it is probably not yelling yelled backwards

So me and my roommates are sitting in the living room, screaming loudly at my laptop.


Another roommate, passing by, stops in her tracks to stare at us. "What are you doing."


We are playing GNILLEY. Video under the jump!

why aren't jamz like this being made anymore..

http://www.notcoming.com/saulbass/caps_carmenjones.php

FANTASTIC PLASTIC

This one goes out to TIM!

There is this band (guy) out there whose name is Tomoyuki Tanaka. 
DJ Musician/Guy and he goes by the name of

Fantastic Plastic Machine


"You may have heard of him before, but I haven't and I know Tim hasn't, because he's not cool. Apparently wikipedia thinks:He is considered^[who?] to be part of the Shibuya-kei movement, drawing heavily from bossa nova, lounge music, house music, and 1960s movie soundtracks,^{[citation needed]} but he also incorporates many other types of music. Tanaka was born in Kyoto, Japan."
For those of you who care, he's also dual wielded his music with Takashi Murakami. (BIG DEALArtists I know)
If I know something about Tim, its that  he likes Bossa Nova, Lounge Music, Jazz, and Japan. So here we go! Let see Tim be unimpressed with all of this!

Food for thought

So I haven't decided whether not to make this entire blog a food blog. I started reading around looking for something to eat. Using my trusty cultural zietgeist-o-meter:

obviously the best one........................................ 

but it doesn't hurt to be second best

See if you can guess which one is which?
Anyway!
I found something WAAAY awesome on the first list.  A profile on Cornish, New Hampshire! You know, the city that JD (not Zach Braff) chose to hole himself up in?

"J. D. Salinger a Recluse? Well, Not to His Neighbors"

Major Major Major Major Major Major

So Rumor Has it. MAJOR LAZER in Madison? It's true. As true as rumors can be. Ask your local congressman for confirmation, and demand that they fly the speakers this time. Otherwise you can't hear anything on the Terrace.