Andy Samberg. From the field of viable male celebrities, that's who I'd sleep with.Noah, the architect of this blog, just invited me on board. The more homos the better, I guess, when you're trying to be as irreverent as possible as articulately as possible.
And my first assignment, I'm told, is to blog about which celebrity I would most want to sleep with. At least I think the words used were "sleep with."
Let me be very clear. My parents "sleep with" each other. To "sleep with" someone -- as opposed to, say, fuck their brains out -- is to take all the silliness, bawdiness, and kinkiness out of the sexual enterprise. To that end, I might wish to "sleep with" the most perfunctory and obvious answers to this question: George Clooney, Adrian Brody, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon.
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